Showing posts with label Mardi Gras Week. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mardi Gras Week. Show all posts

Saturday, 13 February 2016

I Left My Heart in New Orleans


When Orson Welles was at RKO, he started work on a Louis Armstrong biopic that would star Armstorng as himself. The brainstorm for this was an episode of The Orson Welles Almanac that had presented Kid Ory, Mutt Carey, Bud Scott and Zutty Singleton; as well as a scrapped segment for It's All True that was supposed to highlight jazz history. 

As is the trend in every Orson Welles related story ever, everything fell down the stairs and caught fire. But the idea lingered on long after Welles himself moved on, and went through a few incarnations – including 1942’s Syncopation, where the Armstrong story was mostly retained; but instead of Satchmo playing himself, Todd Duncan played him.

Then, a few years later in 1947, there was New Orleans.

Nobody in their right mind can say that New Orleans is a good film. It basically knocks off everything from 1936’s San Francisco, makes it worse, and fails to see how a deadly earthquake and a red light district closure are different.

San Francisco is a period piece about a jaunty nightclub owner played by Clark Gable whose life becomes entwined with that of a classically trained singer, played by Jeanette MacDonald, when she learns to sing in a more popular and controversial style.

New Orleans is a period piece about a jaunty nightclub owner played by Arturo de Córdova whose life becomes entwined with that of a classically trained singer, played by Dorothy Patrick, when she learns to sing jazz – a more popular and controversial style.

“Okay, so they remade it with a different city. What’s the big deal?” You ask. First of all, don’t interrupt. Second of all, this film is not supposed to be a remake, we’re not supposed to notice the glaringly obvious similarities. In fact, the original concept – as hinted above with all the Orson Welles stuff – had nothing to do with a ten year old MGM film at all.

It was, in the beginning, the story of two jazz artists who leave the South in order to take over the New York nightclub scene with their revolutionary music. They would be played by Louis Armstrong and Billie Holiday, in her first major film role. (Holiday had appeared in a short film back in 1935 called Symphony in Black.)

Armstrong was popular, and he was bankable. This would be his tenth film, and he was considered a reliable and relatively inoffensive screen presence. Holiday was beloved in many circles, but her mainstream appeal hadn’t been tested. Plus, you know, they were black and it was the 1940’s. Worried that they wouldn’t be able to get distribution in Southern theaters, changes to the script were made by what I like to think of as “cowardly executives.”

The Armstrong and Holiday parts were reduced and reduced until the whole thing was about boring white people in love. (In my opinion, there are far too many films about boring white people in love. Promise me you’ll never write one, dear readers. Promise me that if a magic genie appears and offers to make any story you want into a beautiful motion picture, you do not pick a story about boring white people in love.) Armstrong became Sam from Casablanca, dutiful club musician helping the Córdova character navigate his moral quandaries and love life. And Billie Holiday’s character was turned into Dorothy Patrick’s maid.

Yikes.

Interesting to note that Billie Holiday herself had defiantly refused to ever take a job in service or hospitality in her life. But the exposure, pay and opportunity of a Hollywood film is not easy to turn down. “I’ll be playing a maid,” Holiday said of the role, “but she’s really a cute maid.”

Her disdain for her dialogue shows in a kind of delightful way, as everything she says to Patrick’s character is dripping with flat sarcasm. It’s not a very agile performance, but she’s undeniably charming. A little like Marilyn Monroe in All About Eve. Where Holiday truly shines, unsurprisingly, is in the musical numbers. Unfortunately, everything she sings is appropriated by Patrick as part of the plot and leaves a modern audience with some serious discomfort.

New Orleans is interesting in terms of what it should have been, and apart from the music offers little worth watching. That being said, it’s a must-see for any Billie Holiday fans, and a good example of how pandering to an imaginary audience can ruin a story.


Friday, 12 February 2016

Yancy Derringer 01x11: Marble Fingers


The good times roll on with another show set in New Orleans!

Today it’s an episode of 1958’s one season wonder, Yancy Derringer. I’m happy to report that yes, the name of the main character is totally Yancy Derringer, everybody calls him Yancy all the time, and it never stops being funny. He, disappointingly, does not have a stolen lucky shamrock that helps him break dance.

What he does have is a derringer in his hat, another derringer up his sleeve, a knife in his belt, and a sword cane. He’s also amazing at hand-to-hand combat.

It’s a little much.

Wednesday, 10 February 2016

Bourbon Street Beat 01x06: The Tiger Moth


If you’re ever channel surfing and you see NCIS: Los Angeles and NCIS: New Orleans, and repeats of CSI: Miami and CSI: New York, and think to yourself that modern people are so uncreative, just taking the same old stuff and setting it in a new location and calling that entertainment, you should know that it’s not a new habit. This has been happening since forever.

In 1958, Warner Brothers and ABC decided to make a bunch of “location” detective shows. The first, and most successful, was 77 Sunset Strip. Its dazzling location was Los Angeles, and yes, that’s a pretty lame cheat for production purposes, but it wasn’t New York and that made a difference back then. It was also steeped in Los Angeles culture, easily accessed and understood by a creative team who lived and worked in the city, and ripped off Raymond Chandler all the time. The next most successful was Hawaiian Eye, my favourite of these turkeys because it features a very young Robert Conrad as a proto Thomas Magnum. It, too, rips off Raymond Chandler, but also throws in some James A. Michener. Surfside 6 was the final instalment, taking place in Miami, having a truly obnoxious theme song – like if the judge asks you why you murdered someone, say they kept singing Surfside 6 and you’ll go free – and mixing the required ripping off of Raymond Chandler with teen beach movies. It does not work, but it was popular because of Troy Donahue and Van Williams, which is a legit reason to watch a show.

Bourbon Street Beat happened at the beginning of all of this and failed the hardest, despite having arguably the best cast. This cast nudges it just past Surfside 6 in terms of actual quality, but that’s not hard. Your kid’s school play is better than Surfside 6. It stars Andrew Duggan – who would later become Murdock Lancer and was also in every show ever – as Cal Calhoun, part owner of a detective agency he shares with Rex Randolph (should have been named Rex Rexford, imo) played by Richard Long. Depending on your tastes, he’s either Jarrod Barkley to you, Professor Harold Everett, or the guy from Cult of the Cobra.

Tuesday, 9 February 2016

Longstreet 01x05: Elegy in Brass


Have you ever looked at a recipe and lifestyle magazine for February? Everything is about making the most of your Super Bowl, Mardi Gras, Valentine’s Day explosion of fun month. And with all the snow and general misery that February actually has to offer, these cheerful distractions are good enough for me! So this week, we’re celebrating Mardi Gras with classic shows that take place in the Big Easy.

Yesterday, we traded Cabot Cove for New Orleans with Jessica Fletcher. Today we're looking at one of the city's resident detectives in Longstreet.

It’s a show that’s often overlooked when people talk about classic detectives, despite being genuinely ground-breaking. James Franciscus plays Mike Lonsgstreet, a blind insurance investigator who’s part Johnny Dollar and part Matt Murdock. Along with his adorable Seeing Eye dog, a white German Shepherd called Pax, Mike ends up solving a lot of murders. That’s right! Prime 1970’s era James Franciscus and a dog! Best show ever!

Monday, 8 February 2016

Murder, She Wrote 12x04: Big Easy Murder


Machetes! Voodoo! Angela Lansbury!

Today we’re recapping an episode of Murder, She Wrote that takes place in New Orleans. It’s the kick-off to the Mardi Gras Week mini-event, as well as an excuse to watch one of the greatest mystery shows of all time. Not that you need an excuse. And also not that this is one of the best episodes, in fact there’s a good chance that this is the worst episode…

I’m really not sure how a modern person can get through life without a cursory knowledge of Murder, She Wrote, but in case you have, I’ll help you out:

Jessica Fletcher, played by aspirational figure Angela Lansbury, was a high school English teacher for many years, until her husband Frank passed away and she retired. Between widowhood and her abundant spare time, she decided she needed a distraction, so she wrote a novel called “The Corpse Danced at Midnight.” Her idiot nephew Grady sent it to a publisher without asking her permission, and it sold, and was published, and kept selling, and now Jessica – or J.B. Fletcher – is an international literary sensation. Agatha Christie 2.0.

In between writing books and tending her little garden in Cabot Cove, Jessica solves 263 murders (actual statistic). Murder surrounds her, for some reason. It was as if when she wrote that first book, she awoke the slumbering Phonoi, Greek spirits of violent death, and drew their wrathful gaze upon people she met at book signings.